Most days around this hour I feel like yelling I AINT NOTHIN BUT TIIIIIRED just like Bruce Springsteen in Dancing in the Dark… but instead I take the high road and go make some more coffee…
A Bit of Advice: I use Google Docs often & have found the key to being productive is to open the same document or spreadsheet you are working in more than once, so you see your other selves working in it. This confirms that you are working twice or even three times as hard. The term for this is self-collaboration.
Japanese Researchers Discover How to Make Functioning Self-Growing Livers for Mice from Human Stem Cells
Researchers in Japan have used human stem cells to create tiny human livers like those that arise early in fetal life. When the scientists transplanted the rudimentary livers into mice, the little organs grew, made human liver proteins, and metabolized drugs as human livers do, according to a New York Times article.
In the wake of this scientific breakthrough, it is difficult to decide whether we should applaud the news or freak the fuck out. Alcoholic Mice are now able to drink heavily because they can insert new self-growing livers as soon as their old ones wear out. In response numerous beer companies are targeting their sales toward mice with new lines of mini-beers. Human beer connoisseurs have become quite jealous and are pondering whether it’s better to be a human over a mouse…
Meanwhile, mice continue to methodically plot global take-over.
OMG! Lego faces are affecting the children!
Please take a moment to read this CNET article describing a study that found Lego people have trended toward becoming more angry. It will help you comprehend the importance of Lego facial expressions.
Can a Lego hate? Of course it can…
Just look at THIS Lego below. It hates everything, including your kid & your dog. It waits patiently for your dog to eat it and CHOKE.
It has also become clear that Legos have learned to disguise themselves as human food. You can see the proof in this article. So please, fellow humans, touch your food first and make sure it is not made of LEGOS before eating. You may not have realized it, but the truth is that Legos are quite toxic to the human body.