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Robots don’t get it… Valentine’s Day.

Robots don’t get it… Valentine’s Day.

This goes out to all the beautiful croissants across the world…

This goes out to all the beautiful croissants across the world…

Office Etiquette

Most days around this hour I feel like yelling I AINT NOTHIN BUT TIIIIIRED just like Bruce Springsteen in Dancing in the Dark… but instead I take the high road and go make some more coffee…

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Forward-Thinking

Forward-Thinking

A Bit of Advice: I use Google Docs often & have found the key to being productive is to open the same document or spreadsheet you are working in more than once, so you see your other selves working in it. This confirms that you are working twice or even three times as hard. The term for this is self-collaboration.

A Bit of Advice: I use Google Docs often & have found the key to being productive is to open the same document or spreadsheet you are working in more than once, so you see your other selves working in it. This confirms that you are working twice or even three times as hard. The term for this is self-collaboration.

Japanese Researchers Discover How to Make Functioning Self-Growing Livers for Mice from Human Stem Cells

Researchers in Japan have used human stem cells to create tiny human livers like those that arise early in fetal life. When the scientists transplanted the rudimentary livers into mice, the little organs grew, made human liver proteins, and metabolized drugs as human livers do, according to a New York Times article.

In the wake of this scientific breakthrough, it is difficult to decide whether we should applaud the news or freak the fuck out. Alcoholic Mice are now able to drink heavily because they can insert new self-growing livers as soon as their old ones wear out. In response numerous beer companies are targeting their sales toward mice with new lines of mini-beers. Human beer connoisseurs have become quite jealous and are pondering whether it’s better to be a human over a mouse…

Meanwhile, mice continue to methodically plot global take-over.

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